December 2011
How Awesome is Ryan?
Kevin: Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?
Jim: Yeah, he's definitely...something.
Kevin: What does that mean?
Jim: That whole lifestyle... his whole vibe... you find that appealing?
Andy: Ha! Tuna. Tuna, Tuna, Tuna.
Kevin: Tuna, Tuna, Tuna.
Andy: He has a killer job, he's rich... he smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like...he wears really cool rich guy clothes.
Kevin: And he can get any girl that he wants.
Andy: So, sorry Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome... then... you need awesome lessons.
Kevin: Tuna.
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fuckyeahthe-office:
What you really want is more of a Savannah accent
aninconvenientblog:
which is more like molasses just sorta spillin’ outta your mouth.
This. Just this.
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Gonna fuck yo shit.
The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss...
– The Notebook (via bloodisthenewblackk)
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Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
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Money for tattoos, a nook, clothes, coffee stuff...
favorite band: ok we'll go to every city in the world
me: so that mean you'll go to my-
favourite band: except for yours
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
every episode of pawn stars ever
seller: i have here this rusty clock thing that was touched by the pope in 1700
buyer: okay let me just call in my buddy here who's an expert on rusty things that were touched by the pope in 1700 to have a look at it