March 2012
February 2012
Jim: Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do, which was just to... wait. Don't get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family, that I do know how to make a photocopy. Didn't need your help that many times. And, uh, do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick?
Pam: Like a year!
Jim: I've been driving stick since high school, so... For a really long time that's all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife.
Watchclassicdailyshow:
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“Ball droppings can be beautiful. For example, when it turns an awkward soprano...”
– Andy Bernard (via chapstickandcladdagh)
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Robert Downey Jr. starring Robert Downey Jr. being...
BEST PICTURE.
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fuckyeahgirlcrush:
I can’t imagine winning an Oscar though
I’d just stumble up the stairs and start sobbing uncontrollably
“OH GOD I HOPE MY CRY FACE IS OKAY BECAUSE LORD KNOWS SOMEONE WILL MAKE A GIF SET OUT OF THIS”
“I’m gonna get bomb-ass wasted after this, I want to wake up in a dumpster tomorrow with no recollection of what occurred this evening”
“I’d like to thank everyone on the...
Watchtheplacesweusedtogo:
One of the funniest scenes from Wanderlust
gladgrantcame:
do you ever just cry because paul rudd
I've found an ounce of motivation;
Keeping fingers crossed that I hear back from someone. My fingers hurt from sending so many e-mails today.
“As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.”
– Andy Warhol (via cinnymon)
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
findyourhumanity:
DOOOOOOOOO IT!
doesn't alice cooper ever get tired at all
crazybutthatshowitgoes:
jack-nicholsons-eyebrows:
he went on tour with rob zombie in 2010 and then on his own tour 2011 and now he’s with Iron Maiden like wtf doesn’t this guy ever take a break
probably
but he’s awesome
so i’m not complaining
Watching The Two Towers on TV;
I always turn it on when they get to Helms Deep.
