Smile&Pretend

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Feb 16 '12
  • mom: hey wanna hear something funny
  • me: sure
  • mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
  • me: no
  • mom: a calender actually has dates
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i know

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